"Clumsy in Cashmere" is a play on the fact that she is clumsier than a blind sloth, constantly pairing outfits with bruises and - yes, in some cases - flesh wounds caused by
a. Tripping over her own feet causing a crack in the ribs
b. Stabbing herself in the forehead with her nail while brushing back her hair, causing a bloody canyon(true story, yours truly has the battlescars to prove it!)
c. Miscellaneous situations of head bumping inanimate and unmovable objects, walking into stuff, unexpectedly hitting oneself etc. etc.
The Cashmere-part was just to appear fancy. I'm a poor student and I buy old comics on e-Bay.